Posts like this always make me wonder how many people are telling stories of deadpan jokes I made in their presence, that they didn’t realize were jokes.
Just yesterday I asked some guy where he was from, he said
“Between South Africa and England”
I said
“That was a long birth”
He looked at me as if I eat marbles and walked away.
You did have marbles in your mouth th, did you?
That is not the point, why do people keep fixating on that.
I’m pretty sure some girls I only met once at the end of high school think I took performance enhancing drugs to pass so easily. I was interrupted after I made the joke, so I never got the chance to explain to their shocked expressions.
Real tweet btw: https://xcancel.com/MariahCarey/status/1300927716225699852
🎶 All I want for Christmas is uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuranium baby🎶
Marie Curie could also hit that A12.
Both of them spread cancer in different ways.
Lotta non-memes on here lately
