those poor unfortunate souls!

Ah. Apparently it’s called a slug snake because it EATS slugs, not because it looks like one.
Which is good, because it looks like a stick. Literally the most twig-ass looking snake ever.
Great camouflage!
Ngl, while it is definitely weird as hell, it has a surreal beauty because of it.
It’s also like what you’d get if a kid only had brown crayons, drew a snake, and then developed the power to bring their drawings to life.
Thing looks like a bad taxidermy of a regular snake.
A good effort at an balloon animal would result in better taxidermy
I am just a monkey climbing on these trees and I will grab this vine which is definitely not a snake. Can’t wait to see my monkey wife and monkey child in my monkey home. Oh, I’ve made an error.
soggy vine looking ass
Meth-head snake.
Rattlesnakes next year in the US with the BBB.






