You’d be amused to hear that “fart” in most Scandinavian languages means speed/movement/travel
So we have fartpilot, overfart, fartbump, fartkontrol etc
Not sure if this applies to all Scandinavian languages, but I remember learning that the word for “end” in Swedish is “slut”.
Would “end of speed” be fartslut?
Yes!
Also, the last bus/train station is the slutstation. And that’s where you get off!
Amazing, what a beautiful language! (not sarcasm)
I personally could use more fartkontrol
It’s not the fart that kills - it’s the smäll (smell)
This is not a thing I ever wanted to think about
Make it so, Number Two!
After the Burn, captains did what they had to do.
“Fart” in norwegian means speed so checks out
https://x.com/Silodrome/status/1549333018619179008
Ye olde farts-humper
So… which one of you is going to ask Randall Munroe if this is plausible or not? Disregarding the the obvious frozen-butt problem, of course.
They could still refer to it as the ass-end of the ship
This is delightfully silly and exactly what I needed given the way my day has gone.
technically one could simulate this on a holodeck.
The reality where human technology developed around harnessing the power of farts is a strange one. Still better than ours, though.
This is just star trek that happnes in the universe of the hit 2002 movie Thunderpants.
I love how the artist matched the skin tones of face and butts between the first two cells.
Looking like a very british comic.
Why isn’t this loss
Space, the final frontier, to boldly go where no fart has gone before…
