I took a picture of a sparrow once. They’re called Spatz in German. In my local dialect, they’re called “Spotz” ʃpɔts in english it’s pronounced like “shpowts” - which is one of the words used for penis as well. Picture in German is Bild and in the local dialect it’s “büdl” ˈbʏdl in English pronounced like “boodle” (you have no pronunciation for ü).
So in my local dialect, a sparrow-pic is pronounced the same as a dick-pick. Spotzbüdl - ʃpɔtsˈbʏdl - spowthsboodle
Here, have some unsolitised tits and boobys
Those are some nice tits and boobys.
Looking at them really makes my
sadly i’m just a
Woah woah woah! At least post some SFW Boobies!
Your spotz is adorable! So short and fluffy!
This felt like hearing one of those hardcore grannies dropping a truth bomb on their spoilt grandchild in public, and all people in a 10m radius shut up and start thinking if it also applies to them.
Doesn’t happen often, but Balkan grannies are like Speed Metal when they hit.
… reply pls
So, you’re not sending noods then?
I do like to send noods (recipe is adding salt & herbs to the noodle water, then adding cheese to herb noodles)
That’s hot.
For my spotted dick recipe, I like to let the raisins rehydrate in a bowl of lemon juice. Really gives the flavor a little extra pop of brightness.
salted noodle water? well look at mr. fucking gourmet over here, sheesh
salt and herbs even
Salt, butter, a laurel leaf, a small stick of cinnamon, a branch of fresh oregano.
Add a pinch of oregano and basil as well (maybe even some freshly ground pepper if you’re looking for a zing) and they’re good to eat as-is! Very seriously, tried this once while high, and now it’s the only way I boil any kind of pasta. Nothing can beat that “core” zest you get when the base is well seasoned! And they complement seasoning cheeses really well, makes for a neat snack!
I just use the common grocery store herbes de provence mix which at least also uses oregano
Its really the only way to do noodles after trying it once
Ooh, I completely forgot about those mixes, thank you! Most deffo should be even tastier! I kinda’ started mainling basil and oregano since starting to bake pizzas (it is a crime against humanity to not add basil and oregano to a pizza, that is all) and I forgot other seasonings existed:))
And, yep! Plus they work with absolutely anything that way, and make meal prep a lot faster if you’re in a rush (I would eat a double-portion of what you posted, honest truth!)
Damn, those noods are practically naked! Come to think of it, it’s that they are not quite naked that makes them so hot.
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The only dick pix I want to see are dik-dik pix.
How can you tell a male dik-dik from a female dik-dik?
Look for the dik-dik dick
Dik-diks are tiny…
With a prehensile nose. And fangs. And smelly glands.
And yes, so tiny they would probably roll coal in a lifted truck
I sent you my penis pls respond
Damn, your penis is detachable? I hope they send it back once they’re done.
fool, it’s mine now
Detachable Penis: King Missile https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4
I told them if it pops up to let me know…
Always include a self-addressed, stamped envelope.
Fermented omelet
Umm technically by ignoring them she is the opposite of a slut. Just saying.
Not that there’s anything wrong with sluts. I’m very slutty myself.
Most women learn from a very young age that the real definition of slut is 1) you used to have sex with me and not longer do so you’re a slut; 2) I want to have sex with you but you don’t notice me therefore you’re a slut; and 3) my boyfriend, husband, guy I like thinks you’re hot so you’re a slut. Doesn’t have anything to do with what sex the “slut” may or may not be having. Many women were labelled sluts while they were still virgins.
Good point. It’s just a slur. I take things too literally sometimes
I guess it would make sense to counter that slur with a counter-slur.
I.e., when somebody calls you a slut, respond by calling them a “needy one” or sth. Might hit a spot.
where the “need” is the need to be an asshole, i mean
That career bragging tho… Girl that’s a red flag
I don’t agree. To me, it helps to emphasize the ridiculousness of coming in swinging with a dick pic instead of starting an actual human conversation and acknowledging that the person you’re talking to deserves respect and has more going on than a hole for you to stick something in.
That goes without saying. But to be clear, we don’t know the dick pick timing. Also I think that regardless of the vulgarity and the obvious stupidity of sending your meat to a person who didn’t ask for it, there is something positive to be found in any expression of desire towards oneself no matter how crude and idiotic.
Yeah, this seems like an excuse to brag more than anything. Men are gross, but all the extra made me think that dick picks weren’t the point of this post.
💯 secretly she loves the dick pics
Oh for sure hahah she’s like look at me I’m smart successful AND I get dicks I’m not a dry PhD bitch
Spotted
I still have never received an unsolicited dick pic. I’ve never struggled to get men to like me though… I wonder what it is about me that tells them not to bother with the picture.
It’s been 15 minutes since you posted, how many did you receive until now?
Edit: here’s something even better. A dik dik pic.
rip ur inbox
Wow you are a girl and you’ve next got one? All of my female friends get them constantly.
What I get a lot is “young girls” saying they’re sooo interested in me. With profiles that were just created. I’m sure they’re actually a hairy guy named Pyotr.
over the many years I have been online, I have received 100s of unsolicited dick picks. I am a guy, and straight. meh, just letting me know to block them I guess.
You probably attract high quality men
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I would gladly send a dik pic of my own, provided she appreciates diminutive mammalian ruminants.
OMG such dorky little elks. I love them
I’ve never sent a dick pic and I don’t know if my anxiety/insecurity would allow me to send one even if it was requested.
I can’t fathom just sending one to a stranger without being asked for it.
I’ve gotten some on Discord. Men don’t send unsolicited dick pics to show off, they show them to harass. I only get them from people I’m not paying attention to. Like if someone messages me and I stop messaging back that’s typically when I get them. You can’t fathom doing it because you’re (hopefully lol) not someone who would sexually harass people. They don’t feel shame for doing it. To them, getting any sort of reaction to it is the goal. Telling them “you’re disgusting” would be giving them attention and something they want.
PSA: When you get unsolicited dick pics, block and report. Don’t respond. Don’t reward their behavior. If you’d like to go on some crusade to tell their mother (I’ve seen some people do that lol) that’s another topic, but never reply to them directly by saying anything.
It sounds like my experience is a little different from this woman’s though, I typically get them after I stop answering. I haven’t ever gotten one in the first message. But the “uh, hello??” part tracks with what I’ve seen. It’s attention seeking behavior.
Me neither I did it once after she pretty much threatened to strangle me if I didn’t. 🤣 And yes we still have contact to this day.
But I will never send one unsolicited, it’s so fucking weird, it’s the same as the flashers in the park, what 30 years ago, dumb fucks with no common sense or decency.
And it is so useless, I mean the woman that would like it I wouldn’t like, and the woman I would like will hate it. So there is nothing to gain unless you have a really low bar.
Obligatory Tom Cardy
This is amazing! Thanks!
Wicked burn. Top tier domination. Would read again.
