Not the way he eats it.

Yeah well it isn’t! It’s picked fresh from the bacon bush! Daily by uhhh…. Strong white cis white women. Yes. 👏 Ickes from a bush by good ol’ fashioned Americans!

It’s the worm speaking

The anti-vaxxer is a lie machine.

It doesn’t just fall out of the pig that way?

I think Robbie the Wormbot’s batteries are running low.

The man is a Deranged Fuckwit™

No shit, I mean the dude takes his fucking grandkids swimming in raw sewage, are we really gonna be surprised when he does or says something else stupid at this point?

Clinically insane

prefers his bacon breathing

Bacon so natural that it oinks when you poke it with a fork!