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minus-squareXerxos@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up61arrow-down3·9 months agoAll programs can be written with on less line of code. All programs have at least one bug. By the logical consequences of these axioms every program can be reduced to one line of code - that doesn’t work. One day AI will get there.
minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·9 months agoOn one line of code you say? *search & replaces all line breaks with spaces*
minus-squareSzyler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoFired for not writing the quota number of lines even junior devs manage to hit.
minus-squaregmtom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·9 months ago All programs can be written with on less line of code. All programs have at least one bug. The humble “Hello world” would like a word.
minus-squarephx@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 months agoYou can fit an awful lot of Perl into one line too if you minimize it. It’ll be completely unreadable to most anyone, but it’ll run
All programs can be written with on less line of code. All programs have at least one bug.
By the logical consequences of these axioms every program can be reduced to one line of code - that doesn’t work.
One day AI will get there.
On one line of code you say?
*search & replaces all line breaks with spaces*
Fired for not writing the quota number of lines even junior devs manage to hit.
The humble “Hello world” would like a word.
You can fit an awful lot of Perl into one line too if you minimize it. It’ll be completely unreadable to most anyone, but it’ll run
The ideal code is no code at all
nocode