My wife and I are in the mood to watch something terrible. We just watched the langoliers and hackers so something in that vein would be fun.
What are y’all’s favorite shitty movies?
Edit: I have been corrected: hackers is a great movie. I’m sorry everyone.
I haven’t seen those two, but the best of the best of the best worst movies of all time is “The Room” (2003).
I honestly can’t imagine any movie being as perfectly terrible as The Room. It gets even better when you start to look into the director/lead actor/writer/producer, Tommy Wiseau. I’m fully convinced that he’s either D.B. Cooper or an alien. Maybe both.
Hackers! i never saw it as a kid but my wife decided to go see it on a whim when there was a showing for the 20th anniversary and we immediately fell in love with it. It’s simultaneously terrible and brilliant at the same time. we now watch it every couple months. HACK THE PLANET!
edit: i should probably fully read the original post before commenting
It’s one of my wife’s favorites! We actually decided we’re going to rewatch it tonight for like the 15th time.
An absolute GEM of is Dead Alive from Peter Jackson. Just incredibly bonkers and the goriest movie ever made (lawnmowers ftw). Highly recommend it for 80s campy fun.
I might be a little too basic, but I’m sticking with Sharknado
new neil breen film should be dropping soon so i’m holding out for that
what a new one? is there a release date yet? is it another guy spoils the governments plan with throwing books against laptops? is it twisted pair 2? it’s a magical day the sequel? i can’t believe she commited suicide? can’t wait to torture my friends with his newest creation!
Cade: The Tortured Crossing
he’s currently running some strange gamut of film festivals, think it’ll be about in the next few months. not having how he ai quantum shits and cums all over the corrupt politicians spoiled (he’s terminator btw)
Of course, any neill Breen movie will be gold
Kung Pow. It’s so bad it loops back to being good.
They said bad movie, not cinematic masterpiece.
The 90’s version of Island of Doctor Moreau is absolutely fucking terrible, and absolutely fucking fantastic. The story behind its production is also really wild and there’s a documentary about it called Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley’s Island of Dr. Moreau that I can recommend.
Kurt Russell’s Soldier is also one of my favorite bad movies
Yes, I see your edit.
But I’m still angry. I will try to forgive you but it’s gonna take work.
Mess with the best, die like the rest. amirite?
Waterworld. It’s so terrible but at the same time I love it.
Dry land is not a myth!
Army of Darkness (1992)
Wrong! This is obviously a masterpiece
House Shark is a cinematic masterpiece and I’d watch it again anytime
Does Robogeisha count? A robot chops a building and the building bleeds, and I don’t know if that counts as “bad” or “transcendent human experience”.
Moonfall. So where to start…
It was a big budget action flick, with sci-fi mixed in. Now don’t get me wrong, I can suspend my disbelief just fine - you want to tell me that a zombie can rip a mountain in two, so be it. But the scientist in me just couldn’t get past a couple things. It’s an absolute blast of a movie, with great visuals. Mild spoilers below.
They successfully hide from gravity behind a concrete barrier. A space shuttle launches from the ground through a tsunami (literally in the water). Just absolutely bonkers. But so, so fun.
Franklyn (2008). I love Eva Green and the Steampunk vibes at the beginning.
