Here’s some AI slop to definitely explain this in a coherent way.
Laser iellones!
Will Imperial vs. Metric arguments never be settled?!
Ugh, don’t bring that up again.
It’s really simple: one chonky bear converts to 4 lynxes, which weigh 17 raccoons, which in turn weigh exactly 7 armadillos, that come down to 638 roaches.
Upwards conversion is just as easy: one chonky bear is exactly 1/3 of a Swasticar, which converts to 2/7 of a large boulder the size of a small boulder.
Great tangent, well done team!
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So… more excuses to use lasers?
Just ask bears. I am sure they are all big-boned.
This feels like a poor response to the “would you rather be alone in the woods with a man or a bear” social profiler. “Yeah but that bear is fat, would you really want to be mauled by a fat bear instead of violated and gaslit by an aLpHa MaLe?!”
