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Tea@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year ago

Types of GitHub Users.

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Tea@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Third one should be called “A Bot”

  • 𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.world
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    • andioop@programming.dev
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      don’t post pictures of my face online, that’s rude >:(

      In all seriousness I wonder why I always realize I could have explained myself better/left something out/omg formatting error better fix it/holy shit typo after the initial commit, and have like 4 different ones (or a bunch of rebases in an effort to keep the repo clean of this crap) fixing it, instead of pushing just a correct and complete readme from the beginning.

      This is also why most of my Lemmy comments have edits. Not some weird sketchy crap editing things in to make others look bad or totally change my point after getting refuted, but just… oops typo or I could reword that to be more understandable or I meant to say this and totally forgot about it.

      • Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works
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        Big same

      • embed_me@programming.dev
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        Sometimes when it’s not a minor edit like when I add some documentation, I usually branch so that I commit freely then just merge it squashing all the commits

    • embed_me@programming.dev
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      Look at this amateur, using a mouse to commit. I have a macro defined just to commit and push as a background job so that I can start editing the README again ASAP.

    • tribut@infosec.pub
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      The worst part? “readme updates” instead of “update readme”.

  • katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    the “does most commits to private repositories” user

    • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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      you can configure github to paint private repo commits in the tiles, that’s what I do, so it almost looks like #3, but less homogeneous.

      • mesa@lemmy.world
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        Kinda, theres a way orgs can now hide the activity. For example, my github:

        and then when im logged in:

        Im in multiple orgs but the main one is protected.

        But GH commit tiles are a silly metric anyways.

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        Thanks, I didn’t know that. For others also wondering how: https://docs.github.com/en/account-and-profile/setting-up-and-managing-your-github-profile/managing-contribution-settings-on-your-profile/showing-your-private-contributions-and-achievements-on-your-profile

    • marlowe221@lemmy.world
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      I’m the “makes commits to Azure DevOps because that’s what his company uses” user, so mine looks a lot like number 4.

      • Kissaki@programming.dev
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        How do you enjoy like Azure DevOps?

        I recently had the pleasure of working with it. Thank god I only set up CI for a different team and I’m not part of that project.

        • marlowe221@lemmy.world
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          It’s… fine. Last job was an AWS shop, so I definitely had to learn the differences but all the commonly used stuff is in Azure too.

          I can’t really make any legit complaints that don’t exist in AWS in a slightly different flavor.

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      The “my company works with bitbucket or gitlab”.

      I’m the release manager for my company. I’d have so many fucking contributions 😅

      • katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        or the “ew github? i’m a codeberger” :)

        it’s me; i’m a codeberger.

        • the_weez@midwest.social
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          Ew GitHub? I’d rather go back to SVN

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    What’s a mondrian

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      Famous painter, best known for abstract paintings, see https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piet_Mondrian , section Life > Paris

      • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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        Ah rectangle dude. Invented the triangle and revolutionised art from the 1930s onwards until Picasso made minecraft

      • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
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        There’s also a programming language named after him: https://dangermouse.net/esoteric/piet.html

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        Thanks

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    I’m number 4, but instead of looking for a job, the pattern is subject to my crippling depression. Most of the time I simply feel that it’s pointless to work on my projects, so I don’t :(

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      Wow. You’re like my polar opposite. Code is a sign of rising depression for me. When I start working on my projets, it’s time to worry because it means I’ve lost all taste for human interaction, or food, or… sleep.

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    Wheres the fucker who made loss in his commits

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    The Weekender is also anyone working professionally. You can’t stick any of your real work on public github.

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      Github has an option to show private commits in these graphs though

  • pelya@lemmy.world
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    #3 is my script that converts one particular RSS feed to .ical format, and pushes it to a repo, because setting up a website for one silly script was overkill.

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      #3 is actually impossible because the color gradient is relative and dynamic, is it not?

      • Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world
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        hello I also have big text

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          Does my text appear to you in big text? It doesn’t on my app.

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            I assumed you guys just did hashtags like “#mondayblues” so on sync it showed up as titles because of the markup lmao

            Unless neither of you did that and I’m just going crazy, which is definitely possible

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              I wrote #3 as in number three. For some reason I did see your text big and bold, but my three was not.

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    Where weekdayer

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    My personal is shit, my work account though is lit like a Christmas tree but I can’t use that on an application and contrary to popular belief, I don’t always feel like spending all night coding after spending all day coding

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    deleted by creator

    • CosmicTurtle0 [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Having multiple accounts is against their TOS

      “One person or legal entity may maintain no more than one free Account (if you choose to control a machine account as well, that’s fine, but it can only be used for running a machine).”

      Which is absolutely stupid. I should be able to separate my work commits from my personal commits.

      That said in practice, I’m guessing this is only enforced if they detect you abusing their services.

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        Work commit are not supposed to be made with a free account. This only says that you can’t have multiple free accounts.

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      what’s the rationale of creating a new account? Just for using a pseudonym, or something else?

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        I think the use case is simply separating your professional code from your personal code. I don’t need interviewers seeing my throwaway projects.

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    People who work at Apple: Completely Blank

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    Needs one that’s like #4 from January to September, labelled: “Fuck Github and anything else owned my Microsoft”.

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      • merc@sh.itjust.works
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        Nah, that’s still interacting with Github.

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    Wish it would include commits of our closed Gitlab instance on Github, then I wouldn’t be #4

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