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You can tell that this wasn’t written by a parent. Parents know that the small child is already covered in jam, despite there being no jam at the BBQ
LPT 4
Why are we discussing a printer port?
(I am old)
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for real though: use a decoy, a literal honeypot, so flies and wasps and whatnot don’t land in your plate
Do you want more wasps? Because that’s how you get more wasps
Pretty sure those are yellow jackets and I have seen a colony eat a dead bird. So maybe cover the children with rotting carcass?
Great idea. Now where do I get a small child?
Most primary schools are full with them. Just pick one.
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Most BBQ sauce has a comparable amount of sugar to be a sufficient substitute
So this is what they needed thousands of unaccompanied Latino children for
