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Have to say, as stupid as most of these are, they’re also pretty fucking metal lol. Glad you’re still with us!
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Just got to get to a blind curve or hill and hope there’s a turn off, not that I’ve ever done this of course, but it works
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I was 11, and handled the ‘samples’ at a BNFL booth (at an airshow) where a geiger counter was set up, it wasn’t til the demonstration guy returned and demonstrated to someone else how the coin-sized samples set off the counter that I realised it wasn’t a ‘self service’ type demonstration. The samples were labelled with their atomic symbol, and the most reactive samples were labelled as uranium (about 20mm diameter) and plutonium (about 5mm diameter). At the time I told myself they were likely fake, since leaving a plutonium sample lying around wouldn’t be very likely.
I’ve not died of radiation poisoning or cancer yet, but it’s only been 41 years.
Wasn’t quite a teenager, maybe around 10 or 11. I wanted to make a “weed killer” concoction with my sister one day when we were home alone. So we hoarded together every cleaning solution we could find in the house and poured it into a bucket. I have no idea how we didn’t end up in a hospital.
The test patch of grass we used it on never grew grass ever again.
I made explosives with friends. We took it seriously and nobody got hurt. But sinthesis of HMTD is pretty dangerous (this is the thing you hear about when someone loses fingers in news).
Got head behind a semi truck and got caught by their dad and asked if he could drive me home 💀
Not a teen, but when I would have been 10 or so we lived out in the country, with a big eucalyptus tree in the back yard. I used to climb it a lot, and was real into building things like platforms and little (shoddy) tree houses. We also had a great trampoline, which I often used to get down out of the tree.
You might be able to see where this is going.
One day, I was up in the tree building a little ladder with the trampoline below me. I went to get down, dropped my hammer to the trampoline, and immediately followed it.
Time slowed, i witnessed it all happening in slow motion as I was thought “oh fuck, that was dumb” as the hammer hit the trampoline, i landed, and the hammer flew in a perfect arc and hit me in the forehead with the head of the hammer.
I stood there, stunned still for a second, and then immediately went “oh god, that could have been so much worse”. Thankfully I was completely fine!
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You can’t ask this and not give us yours.
But, I rode with drivers who had been smoking pot. Never did it myself, though.
You can’t ask this and not give us yours.
unfortunately i literally don’t have an interesting story like this (for a variety of reasons); the dumbest thing i probably ever did was technically trespass on an abandoned property in my neighborhood… but all the kids in the neighborhood did it without fanfare and eventually it got demolished and replaced by new development. not that interesting tbh
A few years ago I was playing a gig in an adjoining town and after, everyone (we’d all had more than a few) piled into a car to drive back home. I just assumed the driver was all good - it wasn’t until a few hours later I realised he was pissed out of his mind and had a moment of “oh thank god we made it home”
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I had a car with a removable sunroof. In the summer my friends and I would drive around throwing water balloons at passing cars. I am super surprised we never caused an accident. The only time we ever almost saw consequences was hitting someone in a convertable and then chasing us. Never caught us though.
Honorable mention was not something I did. My friends and I were skating in a city park after dark, and the cops saw us. My friend decided to run, while the rest of walked back to another friend’s car. Since my friend ran, they searched the car. They managed to not find the .22 in the trunk because the owner of the car did not keep it any kind of tidy.
So many, many choices.
I think my all-time dumbest came when I was about 22, so it doesn’t fit here. In my teens…probably driving drunk at speeds up to 100mph on the mountain roads up above Pasadena with the headlights off at night.
I’ve done awful things before finding out I was bi, no I won’t elaborate
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I started smoking, thinking that it would help me lose weight. I wasn’t able to quit until I was in my 40s.
The most stupid thing as a teenager, was never doing anything stupid as a teenager, lol!
I was one of those sickeningly responsible kids and the peacemaker in my family, so I was constantly stressing myself out over this or that and doing the dreaded “right thing” all the time. It was incredibly stupid because I didn’t allow myself to just be a kid – I did that when I was around 30 actually… and man! I made up for it with bells on, trust me! 😂
I drove in reverse around a university satellite campus at night with my friends on the roof of the car. Definitely would not do it again.
I did a lot of dumb things with those friends that were much less dangerous, would do most of that again.
