“Hey bro, your alarm went of like, 4 times already. You’re gonna be late for work.”

Hey! Do you want to make an app? I have an idea for an app.

WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR’S EXTENDED WARRANTY

I can’t believe you paid for winrar

You found what on my web history?!

I have… Understandings

This makes me highly uncomfortable

When you realise you’ve been caught in a web of your own lies.

See kids? Monsters not bad! Monsters just… different! And different not bad!

From afar it looks like a surprised rodent.

There is no try. Only do.