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A meme saying: “STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE”
- Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed
- C is a LETTER, not a language
- Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN
- “I’m writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02%” THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE
Look at what PROGRAMMERs have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS)
- FUNNY COLORED LETTERS (with a picture of syntax-highlighted code)
- 178 COMPILATION ERRORS??? (with a picture of compilation errors
- A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN’T USE (with a picture of a 3d rendered teapot.
IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGH IN DOING
while(true{print(money);}
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A client with s very low budget wanted a solution for their filing. We suggested they could get more bang for their bucks with preprinted paper forms, pens and a cabinet than going for software. They were not amused.
and if they want to go fancy and cheap, suggest excel.
Where is “they’ve played us for absolute fools”
while 1 print money
Central banks obfuscate this code a bit, but its all about having the right printer hooked up.
Science? There’s science behind the clusterfuck we call software nowadays?
Vaguely.
Misinterpreted, abused, generally mistreated, ignored and disrespected.
I feel like these terms apply to any non-JS dev ever.
Source: JS can suck my balls. It’s an awful, chaotically evil language that has never made any sense, nor do I think it ever will.
Ok but that is actually a nonsensical statement. In no case will using threads and recursion reduce cpu usage
Removing spinlocks on IO by using async event handling can reduce cpu usage
Maybe if the threads pause a lot, and pause even more as the stack unwinds to the final exciting conclusion.
I suppose that’s true. And also deranged to do it on purpose
Oh I can use threads and recursion to stop CPU usage.
I just tell people that I am a “professional button pusher”
Knowing which buttons to push is the valuable part though.
That’s what diffs a professional button pusher from an amateur button pusher.
When you know which buttons in which order get you money, you become a professional.
:) + Bitcoin mining :
while(true{print(money);}There’s like 2 syntax errors in this one liner.
🤣, welcome {( to ] ] !programmer_humor
What’s the teapot?
A standard reference model in 3d modeling.
It’s a device to brew tea in.
Almost certainly HTTP 418:
https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/Status/418
HTTP 418
I’m a t… I’m BATMAN.
We need more funding for RGB lit components for our programmers since this will make them better programmers
I am able to get components with unwanted lighting all over the place, but none where lighting is desirable.
- Didn’t ask for lighting in my fans, got them.
- Didn’t ask for lighting on my motherboard, got it.
- Didn’t ask to a blinding light in the power indicator of my monitor, which is brighter than the screen itself. Had to tape it up.
- Took a real while to find a cabinet without glass/acrylic stuff, because that’s all people sell nowadays.
- Asked for a good backlit keyboard for a reasonable price. I had to make cutouts out of glow-in-the-dark stickers.
- RGB everywhere by default, but getting even a single coloured backlight on a keyboard ramps up the price like anything.
Ah yes, let’s forget that that image is created on a computer
No, I made it pixel by pixel on a piece of paper, and then scanned it to spread the word.
Thank you for your service
using threads to reduce cpu usage ? in what world ? if you can parallelize tasks you will always increase the workload done.
they said optimize CPU usage, not reduce CPU usage. clearly they actually want to increase CPU utilization in this mysterious “0.02%” situation in order to get the results faster
What is “a 0.02%”?
So saith corporal Ludd
Weimar Republic thought of exactly that
Yeah it’s all propaganda, I like bashing a keyboard’s keys due to sexual reasons.
