You know how a bunch of villains are Dr. So-and-So? I bet it’s dealing with morons talking about your area of expertise that leads to one’s villain era.

Riker: “We were on Risa and I had my Jamaharon figurine out and, yadda yadda yadda, at the end of the night she had a blown-out hip and I was as raw as an oyster.”

Odo is really just a live action version of an anime slime girl

Yes, I remember. I had the lasagna.

He knows what he did

Thank you for your service

Come on, listing terrible aliens and the Ligonians aren’t at the top of the list?