God forbid we actually rehabilitate people instead of profiting off of their enslavement and not actually giving a shit if they get better or not.
It’s even more absurd as surely the objective should be to have less victims of crime, so doing whatever gets that result seems logical.
A lot of people’s concept of justice isn’t based on logic. Rehabilitation makes more sense logically, but retribution feels better.
The murderers have to do C++.
I already do C++, so I must have a few credits built up…
If you do COBOL it’s a get out of jail free card
They’ve already got the requisite skills for Unix
man killpkill -P <parent_pid> —signal SIGKILLkillall -9
*2.000000001 years
Impossible! You mean to say… prisoners are just human beings?! Preposterous! Ludicrous, even!
Wrftf is rehabilitation?
I wanna punish and increase recidivism!
They’re not allowed to teach Java. Otherwise they’ll be referred to the ICC for crimes against humanity.
Cruel and unusual punishment
Also sued by Oracle
You are hereby remanded to upgrade a legacy Java 1 system, written by interns, to Java 8. May God have mercy on your soul.
Ah yes, the pip to npm pipeline!
Cruel and unusual.
At least they are allowed a ThinkPad.
Not seen: Prison-issued thigh high rainbow socks.
“Their methods are unusual, but very effective!!”
console.log(“surprised pickachu face”);
You whiners and complainers are all lucky. I don’t see anyone mentioning PL/SQL.
What did he do? Kill a crowd of innocent people using an old woman as a club?
Objective hell.
Nice joke, but learning coding it’s not a form of punishment, for some people is actually fun and productive. Prisoners must do some work-out, not get sedentary and grow a programmers belly. Open prisons it’s really open in Finland because your ass will be popsicles in no time if you try to run, and it’s just one direction for you to run, to South East cuz the other way it’s an freezing ocean, some big mountains that will make you a miner looking for heat, so i guess, learning to mine it’s the way to go …
