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Cruel and unusual punishment

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Cruel and unusual punishment

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Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

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The murderers have to do C++.
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  I already do C++, so I must have a few credits built up…
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    If you do COBOL it’s a get out of jail free card
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  They’ve already got the requisite skills for Unix
  
  man kill
  
  pkill -P <parent_pid> —signal SIGKILL
  
  killall -9

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