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Cat people have 40% less risk of heart attack.*
Cat people are also overrepresented cohorts of wealthy people and women, two cohorts who have a much lower risk of heart attack than the most at risk cohort of poor men.
So what you are saying is the more cats I get the richer I will be?
Scientists have discovered that having more cats reduces the risk of heart attacks and increases wealth with no upper limit*
*study sponsored by toxoplasmosis foundation
And more feminine
But I’ll get cat hair on my programmer socks!
But I still have lots of cats, right?
No but cats are correlated with wealth, I’m not implying any sort of causation, unlike the post lol.
Correlation and Causation are just fancy-pantsy words used by experts to lie to us common folk!
My cat learned I can’t see when I have the VR headset on and knocked a lamp over onto my head.
Petting a cat calms down & relieves stress.
There’s a 50/50 chance that a cat will try to claw your eyes out if you rub their belly, but yes.
Your stress will reduce to 0 if you die, so
So someone better than me at maths could probably figure out how many cats I’d need to heat my with them room (and if the catfood etc needed would be cheaper than heating) …
Guinea pigs are kittens that never become cats
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My neighbours cat sleeps on my couch when the door is open and he always wants me to scratch his belly.
normalize communal cats
why should people just have one or two cats when everyone could have 35 cats?RIP local bird and mice population
i mean it rather implies living in an urban area, where the local bird and mouse population is not particularly important or just outright unwanted anyways.
