something something Gorilla Warfare.
I don’t think gorillas go to war, but chimps do
The poachers have just been selectively breeding hyper intelligent apes this whole time
Literally Darwin
I wanted to confirm this because it was so cool.
The main hit I found was a National Geographic article (paywall it seems) from Jul 18, 2012
Then they might actually be Gen Z, lol
Gen Z GorillasGorillaZGorillaZ?
Nah, both were born in 1968. Early gen X.
So, GorrillaX?
I get a kick out of the idea that the apes were trying to warm off the humans because the traps are dangerous. Proof that they’re able to tell the difference between human poachers and humans they either know are good or that they’ve never seen before and are effectively “innocent” potential victims.
Or they don’t know that the traps are made by humans.
Indeed, humans are treacherous and sneaky bastards.
If they’re 4 years old, that makes them generation alpha.
cries proudly in Harambe
What if they weren’t worried about the humans, but stopped them so they could give the new guys some field training?
A species unburdened by the trappings of social media
Now teach them to open migrant camp doors.
Feels like a metaphor for Gen Z at large tbh
What does this have to do with Gen Z?
Both are young. I think that’s about it.
I was expecting there to more to it







