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@fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish • 9 months ago

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  • @OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca
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    42•9 months ago

    Like trying to get Windows to stop spying on you? Is that what you mean, Bill?

    • FuglyDuck
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      10•9 months ago

      That’s really easy to accomplish.

      Just remove windows.

      • @vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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        5•9 months ago

        I threw a brick through my window, what now. Theres glass everywhere.

        • FuglyDuck
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          4•9 months ago

          LOL. Guess we found the Microsoft service rep.

          (cuz you broke windows,)

  • @Avg@lemm.ee
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    9•9 months ago

    I bought an eufy doorbell and it had a feature that it would only alert you if a person was spotted, well apparently it thinks wheels are heads and it kept sending me notifications all night long every time a car passed by and their headlights reflected off of my car.

    • dream_weasel
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      2•9 months ago

      Are you pronouncing it “oofy” or e-u-f-y… Because “an eufy XXXX” is wigging me out.

      • @beveradb@lemm.ee
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        1•9 months ago

        Oofy

  • Elaine Cortez
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    17•9 months ago

    Here’s the video for those wondering!

  • Sabre363
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    1•9 months ago

    We laugh now, but all this really means is the Ai now has a really good failure case to improve upon

    • @fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de
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      This happened like half a decade ago

      • Sabre363
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        2•9 months ago

        So when covid started lol. That hurts to think about

  • @prime_number_314159@lemmy.world
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    1•9 months ago

    This makes for way better TV than if the camera simply worked. It’s a mistake that a human would probably never make, and definitely not persist in making.

  • @Guilherme@lemm.ee
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    1•9 months ago

    I bet a there’s a group in the LGBT+ community that would like to watch adult movies filmed with such AI cameras.

  • @WhyFlip@lemmy.world
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    -1•9 months ago

    Who up votes this stupid shit?

    • @GBU_28@lemm.ee
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      4•9 months ago

      NO JOKE. ONLY SERIOUS.

    • @jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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      4•9 months ago

      Who writes stupid comments like this?

    • @RangerJosie@lemmy.world
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      5•9 months ago

      You shut your whore mouth. This is the single greatest thing AI has ever done.

  • @ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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    3•9 months ago

    Trial and error

    Just think, pretty soon our missiles will be able to blow up schools and hospitals without us needing to find them first

    • @jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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      2•9 months ago

      Make no mistake. This is a military AI that also happens to be useful for sports.

    • @iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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      1•9 months ago

      You mean Israel?

  • @ryan213@lemmy.ca
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    7•9 months ago

    I just imagine Pierluigi Collina looking at the camera with his famous/scary stare.

  • @stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    7•9 months ago

    Me too Ai buddy, Me too.

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