Seriously tho, wouldn’t be here without the big lad. Thanks Jupiter ❤️
Does jupiter stop asteroids for us?
Yea that’s the prevailing theory. Because of Jupiter’s size and position in our solar system it likely intercepts a lot of the nastiest asteroids that are big enough that an impact with earth would wipe out all life. It’s also believed that if it were not for Jupiter life might not have been able to evolve on earth at all
it’s a bit of a double edge sword though. jupiter also throws stuff at us as well. (https://www.planetary.org/articles/does-jupiter-protect-earth-from-asteroids-and-comets)
TIL, thanks jupiter!
No, arrows
Which, in turn, keeps the time flies away, thus preserving the space-time continuum.
Of course duh, I shoulda looked at the picture
Alternatvely: Eww, Earth, you’re infested. Look at all those little things crawling all over you!
Reminds me of an old Daredevil comic:
Fuck you Jupiter, now I have to 9-6
we love jupiter
et quoque te amo pueri.
The sack to shaft ratio is ginormous
So much pee.
Who cut his dick off?
I believed earth’s moon also shield the earth from asteroids, but I’m not really sure I pulled this info out of my arse
I thought this was the Balatro community for a moment
No love for Saturn, though?