I wish. I could’ve been a shark or something cool like that. Instead, I have to pay taxes and go to work.
You would die a painful death as a shark, after being stressed about hunting for food every day. Which may or may not be worse than your human life.
The best answer is always a house cat. You’ll be pampered and fed without even having to show affection to your host.
Why are you shitting on my dreams
Ah, yes. I, too, visit the grocery store on occasion.
Seriously, I went to Kohl’s yesterday and got two pairs of jeans, two shirts, and a pack of socks. The total was over $200 USD, and that includes sales.
I ended up returning the jeans and socks. If I were a fish I wouldn’t have legs anyway.
One time I found jeans at Costco for <10 USD, didn’t need any but you might as well try
