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You would die a painful death as a shark, after being stressed about hunting for food every day. Which may or may not be worse than your human life.
The best answer is always a house cat. You’ll be pampered and fed without even having to show affection to your host.
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Ah, yes. I, too, visit the grocery store on occasion.
Seriously, I went to Kohl’s yesterday and got two pairs of jeans, two shirts, and a pack of socks. The total was over $200 USD, and that includes sales.
I ended up returning the jeans and socks. If I were a fish I wouldn’t have legs anyway.
One time I found jeans at Costco for <10 USD, didn’t need any but you might as well try
