but imagine you’ve just gotten use to living on a moss planet over the past 40 million years, and now all of a sudden you walk outside and all the moss is gone
The ocean was purple once, and another time the only thing taller than little bushes were twenty foot tall mushrooms shaped like asparagus
And 80ft horsetails
scary to think of how big the horses themselves must have been
Ok now, I get that it’s a theory but you can’t just assume this one is 100.
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Hey! Those are my ancestors you’re dissing you know
Just like there is SpaceEngine, we need a Earth sim that let’s us to back to any time and have a realistic simulation of that epoch based on the best of modern knowledge.
Now I’m curious if there’d be any massive gaps in the timeline, where we don’t know if we could reasonably pick any fitting environment to render.
FWIW a lot of “moss” from that time was very unlike what we think of as moss today.
What was it like? Genuinely curious!
Here are some modern-day variants of mosses that don’t even look like what we typically think of as “moss”.
Woah, do you have any other interesting info on early earth?
A couple of good books on the subject:
How the Earth Turned Green (most relevant)
Otherlands: A Journey Through Earth’s Extinct Worlds
Go on…
You’re thinking about this like it’s just a single uniform endless pasture of gray-green moss. But you have to recognize all the moss is competing for space and resources.
So you’ve got 40M years of different kinds of mosses all developing novel evolutionary strategies as they try to one up one another. Just a rainforest of mosses, with an uncountable variation of shapes and colors and compositions.
Moss bushes. Moss trees. Hanging mosses. Floating mosses. Dense spongey moss. Brilliantly colored moss. Poisoned moss. Cannibal moss. Stinging moss. Velvety moss. Venus Fly Moss. Moss of a thousand different color variants.
And every few hundred years, you get a new moss meta strategy for being the best kind of moss that pushes all the other moss out. Played across 40M years, it’s this big squirling fractual of warring moss tribes, until finally another organism figures out the optimal play on all moss and then it’s over as fast as it started.
I would play this game. Like spore, but just moss
That moss have been long and painful to wait for this.
Thanks for make me realize that I had that big of a timespan to live in a beautiful mossy earth and I just missed it and landed on scorched land earth.
yesterday someone posted a closeup of moss on a street to show how fascinating it is. i can’t find it anymore, but it was cool. maybe somebody still has that picture?
Edit:
Go to Iceland and there are huge fields of lava rocks covered in a thick yellow-greenish moss because there isn’t enough soil for anything else to grow. It is surreal and probably what most of the earth looked like for those 40 million years
Yes. Seconding and insisting you drive to this restaurant in the Westfjords. I hated seafood until I went here and it broke me. I now love seafood.
https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g189967-d1099110-Reviews-Tjoruhusid-Isafjordur_Westfjords_Region.html 5.0 at almost 900 reviews for a reason. It’s in the middle of fucking nowhere, literally hours and hours to get here.
Also !mosses@mander.xyz
Oh I feel special, that was me!
That is also not a moss. It is actually a flowering plant in the euphorbia family. It is related to poinsettias, rubber trees, crotons and milk tree cactuses.
If you wanted to look at other cool plant photos I’ve taken I post on iNaturalist a lot. Here’s one of some wild lettuce: https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/239182317
Certainly not all land of earth. Moss requires moisture to survive and lacks the root system of developed plants to get water deep in the soil.
mmmm oil, or gas, or coal, whatever the moss ended up doing, it was something.
On the flip side, if you could time travel to that epoch, the ground would be extremely comfy for your feet.
happy Kris noises
Make sure you jump on that couch when you see one!
make sure you hump that couch when you see it!
ftfy
Is difficult to take such an interesting fact seriously when is presented in such a stupid way.
Sorry, sir. Will only present you interesting facts in a serious manner from now on.
Interesting facts in a stupid way or stupid facts in an interesting way. We only have enough for 50%.
