Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoOmnipotent being vs. Metal horse cart. Winner: Metal horse cart.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up1157arrow-down12
arrow-up1155arrow-down1imageOmnipotent being vs. Metal horse cart. Winner: Metal horse cart.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square14linkfedilink
minus-squareCM400@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down2·2 years agoI mean, to play devil’s advocate, God being with Judah could have just been a colloquial way of saying they were successful, not necessarily that God couldn’t defeat an army with tricked-out wheels.
minus-squareTallonMetroid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 years agoWhat’s the point in being the chosen people of a god if the god can’t even be bothered to help you conquer some heathens?
minus-squareSoJB@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·2 years agoApparently, getting to genocide the direct descendants of your God’s all-human all-God all-Spirit Earthly manifestation 2500 years later
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·2 years agoYou’re no fun.
minus-squareCM400@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 years agoFair enough. Fun may resume at will.
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 years agoBut alas fun could not resume, for they had jokes of iron.
minus-squareArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoCould God tell a joke so bad that even He couldn’t laugh at it?
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years agoany of your dad’s jokes should work.
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoThe Father, Son, and the Dad Jokes
minus-squarekamenlady@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoOk, it’s the devil’s advocate, but they’re still playing.
I mean, to play devil’s advocate, God being with Judah could have just been a colloquial way of saying they were successful, not necessarily that God couldn’t defeat an army with tricked-out wheels.
What’s the point in being the chosen people of a god if the god can’t even be bothered to help you conquer some heathens?
Apparently, getting to genocide the direct descendants of your God’s all-human all-God all-Spirit Earthly manifestation 2500 years later
You’re no fun.
Fair enough. Fun may resume at will.
But alas fun could not resume, for they had jokes of iron.
Could God tell a joke so bad that even He couldn’t laugh at it?
any of your dad’s jokes should work.
The Father, Son, and the Dad Jokes
Ok, it’s the devil’s advocate, but they’re still playing.