I dropped my Netflix subscription and just spend hours a day on OnlyHonk. Don’t judge!

so when do they actually reveal the gander, then?

or is the menu filled only with sauce for the geese?

Honk if you have ever been personally victimized by HONK!

Cobra chicken attacc!

The next day, every rake in a 1/2 mile radius was found in the nearest lake

Well you know what they say. Whats good for the gander reveal party, is good for the goose.

How can there be no genders if they’re revealing ganders which are expressly male?

Only Honk.

Or

“There are no genders. Only Honk.”

Make a new website, and/or make a new HonkBusters.

Alternatively: “Where we’re going, we won’t need genders to honk…”

Ain’t no party like a gander party!

The honkening.

A good tradition.