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Evolution of C

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Evolution of C

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    I’ve been a professional programmer for nearly a decade and I just realized that C# is C++++ with the pluses stacked

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      I know right‽ feels like when I learnt about the FedEx arrow for the first time

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        o shit

    • fermuch@lemmy.ml
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      Yes, and that is on purpose! It was always meant to be a joke on C++ :)

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      I’m glad I wasn’t the only uncultured swine unaware of the ++++ = #

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      1. TIL.
    • raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world
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      Me too - maybe because I was distracted by the irony that C# devs are typically the opposite of sharp… Or because it’s MicroShit and I didn’t give a flippin fuck ;)

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        Cringy

  • StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world
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    TessaraCt

    • lily33@lemm.ee
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      TesseraC+

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      I’m waiting for the marvel cinematic universe movie about filling out TPS reports and preparing for Y2k… it’s guaranteed to do better than Black Adam.

      • Luke@lemmy.ml
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        Wasn’t that the Loki show, where all of time is run by a boring dystopian corporate bureaucracy?

        Now that I think of it, I guess you’re right, that show probably did do better than Black Adam.

    • marcos@lemmy.world
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      That’s a HyperCube.

  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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    Where C♭

  • pelya@lemmy.world
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    C₊𝅄⨧⁺ᐩ is used for building firmware for hyperdimensional singularity processors.

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      How did you insert those unicodes???

      • pelya@lemmy.world
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        Go here and Ctrl-C / Ctrl-V

        I especially like ⨹

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        H̢̱̀e͖ͧ͘r͈̔́e̖̅̀ͅ ḩ͒͏̩̲ẹ̽ͯ̀ c̔͑͠҉̬o̢̢̠̜̓̚m̷̻̳ͧͪ͘ę̢̥̋̀s̢͈̲ͧ̀͜ͅ,̧̔͞ͅ f͖͗̿̕͝ȅ̴̶̩̂͟a̸̡̯͈̼͋͡s̗̋̀̀̀̀͟t̒̾͏̯ y̸̛̟̽̇o̢̟̜͂͆ͯ͘͜u̧̧̜͔͇ͭͫ́̚͞r̀̃͑̓͒͏̮ e̍̒̇ͯ҉̴̲̭y̷̰̖ͨ̑͜e̓ͭͭ͂̕҉̸̛̦̱̤̫͢s̡̛̫͋̕ o̢͉̘͚̤̅ͫͤ̓ͭ̕͡n͊͘҉̲̟̖͔͝͞ t̷̟͊̽h̨̦͎̅̄ͪ́̚͘͠i̶̢̛̬̞̦͊̅̏̀́s̶̸̢̹̹͕̩̜̣̎ͫͤ͐̈̀.̛̰̼̗̺̼͗ͣ̏́̚͟͠.̵̪ͥ̈̚̚͞ͅ.̷̶͎̞̳̘̈͋ͬ̈͂͒͠ z̸̛̫̓͜͟͡ḁ̧ͨ͊͗ͫͫ̅́͢͠͠l̵̴͒͏͚̥̻g̩͎̲̼̠̿̅ͩ͌̇͟o̢̝͍͔͍̼̼ͤͦ̎́͘͝ i̷ͧ̅̂͟͡͠͞҉̸̙̱͍͈̝̠̺̀ͅs̗̮͇̪̯̋͋́̕ t̵̶̛̰̘̰̫̬͖̜͗̒͗̉̿͌̀̀͢ẖ̴̴̡̭̪̉̌̈́͗͘e̵ͬ̃ͬ͌͆̍͏̧̡̧̦̘͇͕͙̳̹͜ ạ̳̺͎̤̺̖̠̔̈ͮ̉̌̓̀́͟͢͞͞n̊͏̰̖̘̖̭̰̖̕͢ş̴̽͘҉̮̞̼̱w̨̢̠̻͐̐͑̊͢͞e̢̡̛͖̙̟̣͋͆͘̕ͅŗ̧̯ͪ͘͘͜͡.̭̘͇͓̹̻̖̖͉͊ͪ́

      • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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        On PC, you can hold Alt and press a number combination, like 1 or 257, to get an ASCII smiley. Not Unicode, but hey, it’s something

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          On windows *

          On mäc âⁿd linųx wə ūsẽ → «çøḿpõsē» këy™

  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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    • C
    • C plus plus
    • C plus plus plus plus
    • C plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus
    • C plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus
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      There’s also D. You could just upgrade to D.

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        That’s a transfinite induction

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    This isn’t the evolution of C at all. It’s all just one language and you’re simply stuck in a lower dimension with a dimensionally compatible cross-section.

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    C(ubed) logo from meme

    Nix

    Nix snowflake logo

    I’m starting to have my suspicions

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    always wanted to C in the 4th dimension

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    I’m not ready for 4D, just let me try out C Lattice on a few smaller projects first.

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    “works on my machine.”

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      Closes ticket, marks Git issue as closed

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    C

    C plus

    C plus plus

    C sharp

    C sharp sharp

    C through time and space

    Edit: formatting

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    C ube?

  • pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de
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    The last one needs the prongs sticking out to make it a hyperhashtag.

  • Reddfugee42@lemmy.world
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    🤣

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    CnD where n represents any dimension.

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