cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/23048512
"Ain’t no snitches riding with us
Ol mo the mouth n***as could holler the front" - Lil’ Wayne
Ah yes I’d sure like to own a snitchmobile.
Bold of you to assume you’ll have a choice.
When the day comes that I’m forced to buy a car I’ll be flummoxed.
Are armed mechanics going to show up and install a monitor on my 2001 shitbox?
That thing won’t run forever.
I’ll dead before the last 2000’s econo car dies.
I’ll build my own car.
Well it might be snitching on me every second of every day, but at least its not a chevy…
Now I want an onboard system that hides my tag until it sees a pig bike/car/van, warns ME (the schlep who pays for it) and reveals the tag. Why is tech serving the pigs and not the owners who drive the vehicles as they were designed? Oh, that’s right, the cozy relationship between corporations and leo gangs. FML
And if you think I drive aggressively now, buy one of these stitchmobiles and see how often you’re cut off, brake checked, and given a hassle. Spoiler alert: it’ll be a lot more. A LOT.
Im sure theyll sell a subscription to let you report bad drivers & buy indulgences a la carte for yourself
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I’ll stick to Toyota for now.
I wish I’d found Toyota products decades earlier. Nearly lifelong Ford guy here, and honestly no major complaints with the vehicles I’ve had. But we are now a Toyota family, and everyone I know who owns one (now including us) won’t even look at another company. Really reliable, well designed cars, IMO. I think you’re doing the right thing.
Toyota makes better vehicles anyway
Why not just install speed limiting software in the cars? You could literally make the cars incapable of getting a speeding ticket in a way that doesn’t violate user privacy. Ford won’t because they love selling murder machines and they know that with the culture around cars in the US nobody would buy them.
Speed-limits aren’t uniform, so you’d have to have some kind of GPS connectivity as well as an up-to-date database that tracks what the current speed-limit is and where the user is (good bye privacy). Also better make sure the software doesn’t think you are on the 30mph access road that is beside the 70mph highway.
It would be a terrible idea, but maybe not worse then what the article is describing.
Some Ford cars already have camera systems that can recognize speed limit signs and limit cruise control speeds. They could just use that instead of developing something that fines and jails people
So happy I sold off my car 8 years ago & haven’t had one since. I can hardly believe how bad things have gotten.
How are you commuting?
A little thing called ✨public transit ✨
Sometimes. Or sometimes I walk. I also have a small 155cc motorbike for other tasks.
Very nice! What model bike, if you don’t mind me asking?
Yamaha NVX 155cc
Thanks!
Just checking. Figured you would say bicycle
Usually I’m against this kinda stuff, but this would be hilarious. I’ve almost been run off the road by tiny dicked dudes in lifted F-250’s rolling coal. I say fuck 'em.
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why would you allow speeding in the first place, just to report it to cops after?!?
Or maybe I should have read it and it is reporting other drivers?
Lol nice
Na, do it
Please. Please god. This would be the actual funniest shit. I had a man wave a damn gun at me for doing the speed limit in the left lane… on a residential road. I am so sick of these entitled assholes. Ford, please, its the only thing I want for christmas, please please make their douchey trucks fink on them. I’ve been so good this year.
I mean, if you’re not passing in the left lane…
I kid, i kid, I’ve been on those residential two lane roads. The number of people that think highway guidelines apply on a residential road are mind-blowing. Like, I’m in this lane because I’m turning left in a mile and trying to merge a full-size work van with medium traffic congestion is a challenge already. I’m sorry I kept you from driving your Mazda like a Maserati
left lane… on a residential road
Hmm, perhaps this is the issue with our car-centric society and it won’t actually be solved with big-brother surveillence.
Yeah, why were you in the left lane? Slower vehicles keep to the right, jackass
I was going to turn left.
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… Speeding is what you consider a “nice thing”?
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I had enough reasons to not buy a Ford before this.







