This flowchart is missing “Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket, and refracted light from Venus”

They forgot “is it followed by a bright flash and mushroom clouds?” → nuke, so grab some whiskey and make your peace because you’re probably too close.

most of these are aliens actually

WOW, you learn something new every day, who thought that this thing that burns your retina or cook english turists in the Beach, is the Sun?

SNe?

What if it’s big and moving? And burning my retina too ?