I took a shit FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I’m currently shitting for the glory of the empire. And, so far, it is a glorious battle indeed.
Posting a meme for the glory of the Empire!

I missed my flight FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
That sucks, I’m sorry to hear it FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I hope you were able to get on another flight FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I finished a gin and tonic FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Qapla’!
I woke up with morning wood FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
That was 2 hours ago according to my instance, so I hope it has subsided by now otherwise you should consider seeking medical advice FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
It was a short but hard fought battle, but I emerged victorious for the glory of the Empire!
May your victories be many FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I have had many, many victories, often numerous victories in a single day while younger.
Now my victories, while still glorious, often occur days apart.
But I will battle on FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I salute you, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Looked at the pricing to rent a van in the UK, For the glory of the empire!
Sat on the couch for the glory of the empire!
I played with my toddler FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Just don’t leave for prune juice like Worf did and never come back. Even if it is FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Child abandonment FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I did my Duolingo lesson for the glory of the empire!
I hope it was Klingon, for the the glory of the empire.
I looked at pricing for season tickets to an amusement park for the glory of the empire!
…
Image search yielded solid results…

I have contacted the Finance Department FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
This invoice must be paid FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Ate lunch, for the glory of the Empire!
Literally what I was going to post for the glory of the Empire!
I played with a kitten FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I watched Mythbusters on my laptop in my hotel room FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
You’re supposed to watch porn in a hotel room FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!










