• @Sarmyth@lemmy.world
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    24 months ago

    Someone did tell them, unless they started butchering and dissecting ostriches themselves. By the time you find yourself in this position… you already know. 🙃

  • @Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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    34 months ago

    [off topic]

    Reminds me of an Onion Editorial written by an Angry 12 Year Old Boy. The Boy had to wait until he was 12 to find out about Bruce Lee.

  • @dogsoahC@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    Isn’t that the case for most, if not all birds? And for humans too, while we’re at it.

    Edt: Whoops, I read “eggs” instead of “eyes”.

    • The Bard in GreenA
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      14 months ago

      Believe it or not, I had a girl read me that fanfic in 2003. It didn’t turn me on, so she lost interest in me. True story.