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Can we then give it a tongue so I can be sure I’m clean?
“Just pee? sigh”
Would it lick me clean or would I still have to wipe myself?
I would like it to be happy, so have it beg.
More like this I think.
See, this is why I hate “would you rather…?”
Why can’t it just be content with the amount I feed it, why’s it have to be starving to the degree that it begs?
It’s not begging out of hunger, it’s begging out of desire
feeeeed me seymour!
“Stop shitting on your hand and throw it out the window! Use me instead!”
I always think about opening up this guys head and pooping in it.
Yes.
I’m willing to bet that some techbro either already has, or will in the near future propose an Ai toilet that will do something exactly this.
