Let my people go…BROTHER!
That sea can’t stop us! No wayyyy!
tears tunic in half
tears red sea in half
My tag team partner Yahweh and I are about to turn your firstborn into 24-in pythons, Brother!
The 24 inch python joke should clearly be made about Aaron’s staff… iykyk
Yahweh aka Jake the Snake!
The Lord’s chosen people are all the little Hulkamaniacs out there, oh you know it brother!
Pharaoh said, “ummm hmmm, yeah! Who is the LORD? Oh yeah, that I should obey him and let Israel go, yeah!? I do not know the LORD,ummm hmmm! and I will not let Israel go, ummm hmmm, yeah! I’m the cream of crop! And I’ll raise to the top”.
Edit: you have to read in macho man’s voice.
Did Moses have a brother?
Hahahahahaha you’re a fucking genius friend
This based on what?
Hulkamania.
Old episodes of thunder in Paradise
Moses clearly owned a liquor still
deleted by creator
Or maybe not brother
I need two of ALL of you to join ARCAMANIA!
/rips off his shirt
Isn’t that Noah?
Yeah but I’m sure they reused assets.
Ohhhh, riiiiiiight
Hulk Hogan from wish?
It’s actually from a failed cloning where the DNA from Hulk Hogan got mixed with Trevor Phillips from GTA V’s
“YOU WILL NOT BE EXPERIENCING MOTION SIBLING”
So science that it much be true
Its funny because the hulkster went full jesusfreak on us.
Too much steroids and coke
A tale as old as time
My favourite bible passage is the one where Moses goes to see Pharo, and tells him that the Jews are trying to form a union.
More like split the seas for the NWO rebellion
It was Jesse Ventura all along!
I think the Gandalf one is more on point:
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/3d-recreation-moses-hulk-hogan/
Lmao I love it
BROTHER
So is his skin silver or is it because color hadn’t been invented yet? Except for his hair (which is from the future?)?
He’s one of those kooks who drank colloidal silver and developed argyria
Prob. big into Ron Paul and chiropractic
Now I get it: Thunder in PARADISE
