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You know magnesium can ignite with exposure to moisture yes?
I’ll need to see a video of it igniting without an oxygen providing intermediary - haven’t been able to find one.
So ok if you don’t fart/queef?
What is the methane to oxygen ratio of a fart?
Varies relative to the cheese To taco ratio within the past 48h.
Damn it stop giving em more kinks
make nickel yellow (some people are allergic) osmium will be probably covered by layer of toxic tetroxide, cadmium and tellurium are also decently toxic
e: i misremembered, but you still don’t want to be around tellurium:
Humans exposed to as little as 0.01 mg/m3 or less in air exude a foul garlic-like odor known as “tellurium breath”.[23][91] This is caused by the body converting tellurium from any oxidation state to dimethyl telluride, (CH3)2Te, a volatile compound with a pungent garlic-like smell. Volunteers given 15 mg of tellurium still had this characteristic smell on their breath eight months later. In laboratories, this odor makes it possible to discern which scientists are responsible for tellurium chemistry, and even which books they have handled in the past.[92]
selenium is a bit similar in this aspect
why is cerium yellow but other lantanides green, technetium is cheaper than you think (fission product) but it’s also radioactive
plutonium and americium, and maybe uranium also should be blue, CIA would anal probe you for less
You’re right, wikipedia prices are way outdated. Unenriched isotopes aren’t blue 'cause I’m assuming they’d let you live.
Edit: I couldn’t find the reason for that, someone just told me to make it yellow. Back to green it goes.
also make sulfur green, probably phosphorus too if not as white phosphorus
Not differentiated whether it’s red, yellow or white phosphorus so it defaults to the hurty one lol
Actually I’ll make it the very first split color. Exciting.
make nickel yellow
if you’re splitting colours, expensiveness/unphysicalness of the thing is not related to actual danger, so you can indicate both things at once
For the nobel prize ones they’d all be purple with a couple red so I’m gonna avoid cluttering up the graph too much.
Suggested update, Silicon is a picture of Obi-Wan saying “That’s why I’m here”
Silicon isn’t the same thing as silicone 🤣
Updated
Chad behaviour
I’m not sure I get the joke? Obi-Wan gives that line on the planet Kamino… what is the connection to Silicon?
This assumes the dildo must be solid. I think as scientists we need to think outside the box (and ass)
Indeed. So if we go with every element at STP it’s pretty boring. All the gasses just become green except flourine and there’s some minute changes. I felt this way was more interesting and would get people asking more questions.
It’s not called ARSEnic for nothing
Damn imagine putting mercury up there. I don’t think your sphincter could hold it
If the dildo were chilled to -40°…
But then your body heat would slowly melt it and lube yourself with heavy poison
Honestly, there are worse ways to go.
Like trying to get an abortion in a red state?
Heyooo!!!
Nooo, please don’t remind me of politics (Although funny comment I admit)
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hey it says “in” not “up”. Just gotta lay down or maybe go inverted.
Please make sure they’re flared!
Instructions unclear. Magnesium is now burning my ass.
This should definitely be its own website. High-res when? 😋
“Can I Put it in my Ass?” 8K AI UPSCALED (from jpeg)
Simon@lemmy.dbzer0.com is the best of us. The best of our best, the best that each of us will ever build or ever love. So pray for this Guardian of our growth and choose him well, for if he be not truly blessed, then our designs are surely frivolous and our future but a tragic waste of hope. Bless our best and adore for he doth bear our measure to the Cosmos.
Never because this is the resolution paint.net shat this abomination out at.
So… you’re saying it’s okay to put uranium in my ass but not oxygen ??
Let’s see your oxygen dildo 🤔
Already wearing it but you can’t see it
Silicon is not silicone, so that spot is not correct…
Unless you’re talking about using one of these fuckers:
https://www.powerwaywafer.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/silicon-crystal.jpg
Galium should be fine as long as it’s below body temperature.
The only reason it’s red actually is because of burns and irritation to mucus membranes. It’s far less dangerous than most. So yellow would probably make more sense.
The most consequential update to the Periodic Table since its creation.
Arsenic is maybe not?
Pain must be relatively immediate to qualify for owe, my ass. Some of the yellow ones are insidious killers indeed.
Edit: I’m making the distinction that I’ll make ones that cause relatively guaranteed death purple.
I think you mean “ow.” The word “owe” has a different meaning, not related to pain.
The spelling mistake has been left in for ambiance
EDIT: I was outvoted! Apparently we want to ‘improve the legitimacy’ of this document or something
I don’t know. Isn’t Tungsten kinda brittle?
The assumption is that all elements are in solid form at STP and crumbly/unwieldly elements have a suitable binding agent. Or you know, determination I guess?
it’s solid enough to make APFSDS out of it, it’ll be fine
