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Deebster to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

Dads naming boats might be my new favourite thing

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Dads naming boats might be my new favourite thing

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Deebster to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/8430628

Boat rule

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  • SomeAmateur
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    10•1 year ago

    Saw one on the way home today “Bow Movement”

  • @invisiblegorilla@sh.itjust.works
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    10•1 year ago

    I saw a cruise ship once called Costa Fortuna

  • @neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    8•1 year ago

    Next up: racing horse names:

    https://www.stadiumtalk.com/s/best-racehorse-names-be7b8ad6b49a42df

    • @abbadon420@lemm.ee
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      5•1 year ago

      “Thewofedoesntknow” I feel like that’s all what this sport is about. And old, unhappy men whitewashing their illegal money

    • @T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      Potoooooooo

  • @Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    92•1 year ago

    I really like ‘Unsinkable II’. It’s got layers.

    • The Giant Korean
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      24•1 year ago

      Like an ogre.

      • @DogWater@lemmy.world
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        10•1 year ago

        Or an onion

        • @Throw_away_migrator@lemmy.world
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          6•1 year ago

          What about a parfait? Everybody likes a parfait!

      • @marcos@lemmy.world
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        10•1 year ago

        Like cool sedimentary rocks.

    • @elephantium@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      Like thermoclines :D

  • @JimmyChanga@lemmy.world
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    36•1 year ago

    Bouyancé

  • @SplashJackson@lemmy.ca
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    9•1 year ago

    Why live in a world where we can name boats but not cars

    • @Michal@programming.dev
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      6•1 year ago

      But you can name your car

      • SomeAmateur
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        2•1 year ago

        Can you name

        CAN YOU NAME MY CAAAAR

      • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        7•1 year ago

        You wouldn’t name a car.

        • @elephantium@lemmy.world
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          2•1 year ago

          I named mine Rhaego

    • Cosmic Cleric
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      1 year ago

      Some would consider having specialized license plates as naming their cars.

      • @Hadriscus@lemm.ee
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        3•1 year ago

        They’re illegal in France,… frankly I find this sad… pretty sure I could come up with some cool dad joke to place there

        • Cosmic Cleric
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          1•1 year ago

          They’re illegal in France,… frankly I find this sad…

          That’s too bad. Why were they declared illegal?

          • @Hadriscus@lemm.ee
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            1•1 year ago

            I have no idea, good question.

          • @dev_null@lemmy.ml
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            1•1 year ago

            I guess you just can’t get one, not illegal. Why would they be declared illegal, the government can just choose to not issue them.

            • Cosmic Cleric
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              1•1 year ago

              Why would they be declared illegal, the government can just choose to not issue them.

              You’d have to ask @Hadriscus@lemm.ee why they are illegal in France.

              • @Hadriscus@lemm.ee
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                2•1 year ago

                I don’t know why, I’d say it’s likely a matter of legibility. I looked it up and the only wiggle room you have is the framing, the back material (either steel or plexiglas) and whether it’s written on 1 or 2 lines.

              • @dev_null@lemmy.ml
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                1•1 year ago

                Yeah we are in their comment thread

  • @shalafi@lemmy.world
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    44•1 year ago

    Friend of a friend had “Sail Hatin”. Best I’ve heard yet.

    • @Hadriscus@lemm.ee
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      2•1 year ago

      Magnificent !

  • @Evotech@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Like millennials naming their wifi

    • @Hadriscus@lemm.ee
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      1•1 year ago

      I work in marine conservation (well, adjacent to). My wifi is SteamedDugong

  • @graeghos_714@lemmy.world
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    4•1 year ago

    Mine was a compilation of my wife and daughter’s name; Elisae and as a nod to my Norwegian heritage it was the Norse Elisae. It was only a 22’ though

  • @Jerb322@lemmy.world
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    2•1 year ago

    Should be “Wood Knot”…

  • @Hadriscus@lemm.ee
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    2•1 year ago

    Those are excellent. Can somebody explain “Fishizzle” to me ? it’s the only one I don’t get

    • @SquiffSquiff@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      This + ‘fish’

      • @Hadriscus@lemm.ee
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        1•1 year ago

        thanks !

  • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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    2•1 year ago

    They see me Sailing, and Baiting.

    • e̶t̶t̶y̶b̶l̶a̶t̶a̶n̶t̶
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      2•1 year ago

      Periscopin’ that they gon’ catch me jibin’ dirty

  • toofpic
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    2•1 year ago

    As found in Boston:

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