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Deebster@lemmy.ml to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Dads naming boats might be my new favourite thing

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Dads naming boats might be my new favourite thing

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Deebster@lemmy.ml to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/8430628

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  • Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I really like ‘Unsinkable II’. It’s got layers.

    • The Giant Korean@lemmy.world
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      Like an ogre.

      • marcos@lemmy.world
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        Like cool sedimentary rocks.

      • DogWater@lemmy.world
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        2 years ago

        Or an onion

        • Throw_away_migrator@lemmy.world
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          What about a parfait? Everybody likes a parfait!

    • elephantium@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Like thermoclines :D

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    Friend of a friend had “Sail Hatin”. Best I’ve heard yet.

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      Magnificent !

  • JimmyChanga@lemmy.world
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    Bouyancé

  • invisiblegorilla@sh.itjust.works
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    2 years ago

    I saw a cruise ship once called Costa Fortuna

  • SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works
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    Saw one on the way home today “Bow Movement”

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    Why live in a world where we can name boats but not cars

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      But you can name your car

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        You wouldn’t name a car.

        • elephantium@lemmy.world
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          I named mine Rhaego

      • SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works
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        Can you name

        CAN YOU NAME MY CAAAAR

    • Cosmic Cleric@lemmy.world
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      Some would consider having specialized license plates as naming their cars.

      • Hadriscus@lemm.ee
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        They’re illegal in France,… frankly I find this sad… pretty sure I could come up with some cool dad joke to place there

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          They’re illegal in France,… frankly I find this sad…

          That’s too bad. Why were they declared illegal?

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            I have no idea, good question.

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            I guess you just can’t get one, not illegal. Why would they be declared illegal, the government can just choose to not issue them.

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              Why would they be declared illegal, the government can just choose to not issue them.

              You’d have to ask @Hadriscus@lemm.ee why they are illegal in France.

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                I don’t know why, I’d say it’s likely a matter of legibility. I looked it up and the only wiggle room you have is the framing, the back material (either steel or plexiglas) and whether it’s written on 1 or 2 lines.

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                Yeah we are in their comment thread

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    Next up: racing horse names:

    https://www.stadiumtalk.com/s/best-racehorse-names-be7b8ad6b49a42df

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      “Thewofedoesntknow” I feel like that’s all what this sport is about. And old, unhappy men whitewashing their illegal money

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      Potoooooooo

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    Mine was a compilation of my wife and daughter’s name; Elisae and as a nod to my Norwegian heritage it was the Norse Elisae. It was only a 22’ though

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    Like millennials naming their wifi

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      I work in marine conservation (well, adjacent to). My wifi is SteamedDugong

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    As found in Boston:

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    Should be “Wood Knot”…

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    Those are excellent. Can somebody explain “Fishizzle” to me ? it’s the only one I don’t get

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      This + ‘fish’

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        thanks !

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    They see me Sailing, and Baiting.

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      Periscopin’ that they gon’ catch me jibin’ dirty

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