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Deebster to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

Dads naming boats might be my new favourite thing

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Dads naming boats might be my new favourite thing

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Deebster to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/8430628

Boat rule

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  • @SplashJackson@lemmy.ca
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    9•1 year ago

    Why live in a world where we can name boats but not cars

    • Cosmic Cleric
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      1 year ago

      Some would consider having specialized license plates as naming their cars.

      • @Hadriscus@lemm.ee
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        3•1 year ago

        They’re illegal in France,… frankly I find this sad… pretty sure I could come up with some cool dad joke to place there

        • Cosmic Cleric
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          1•1 year ago

          They’re illegal in France,… frankly I find this sad…

          That’s too bad. Why were they declared illegal?

          • @Hadriscus@lemm.ee
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            1•1 year ago

            I have no idea, good question.

          • @dev_null@lemmy.ml
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            1•1 year ago

            I guess you just can’t get one, not illegal. Why would they be declared illegal, the government can just choose to not issue them.

            • Cosmic Cleric
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              1•1 year ago

              Why would they be declared illegal, the government can just choose to not issue them.

              You’d have to ask @Hadriscus@lemm.ee why they are illegal in France.

              • @dev_null@lemmy.ml
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                1•1 year ago

                Yeah we are in their comment thread

              • @Hadriscus@lemm.ee
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                2•1 year ago

                I don’t know why, I’d say it’s likely a matter of legibility. I looked it up and the only wiggle room you have is the framing, the back material (either steel or plexiglas) and whether it’s written on 1 or 2 lines.

    • @Michal@programming.dev
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      6•1 year ago

      But you can name your car

      • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        7•1 year ago

        You wouldn’t name a car.

        • @elephantium@lemmy.world
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          2•1 year ago

          I named mine Rhaego

      • SomeAmateur
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        2•1 year ago

        Can you name

        CAN YOU NAME MY CAAAAR

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