Fun fact: soccer has no official rule against manipulating the ball with your eye lasers
How to tell if she spiked your drink.
Identifying sports related head injuries.
The competitive advantage of ketamine: Is it the ultimate performance enhancing drug and how publicly funded research grants are often wasteful.
Visualizing the field: How Brenden Aaronson understands playing in the league.
Eye Sockerts
DARPA unveils new laser eye tech that destroys soccer balls in seconds!
“…with our new eye lasers, you too can rid yourself of soccerballs and other small dog toys.”
What happened to me right before my retina detached
“Do not mock me, lest I unleash the evil eye of orbular illusion.”
Everyone had to start calling it soccer once the sport transitioned to telekinesis
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How can we trust our eyes if what they see isn’t real?
Anti Commercial AI thingy
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One is always lower than the other.
When I see you and your bullshit
Why fast objects look blurry.
