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Lanky_Pomegranate530 to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

What is something nobody ever says?

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What is something nobody ever says?

Lanky_Pomegranate530 to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago
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  • @TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world
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    21•1 year ago

    Stop sucking my dick or I’ll call the police.

    • z3rOR0ne
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      4•1 year ago

      Gotta love George Carlin.

  • Trollivier
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    16•1 year ago

    “OK bye” when finishing a phone conversations in tv series and movies.

    • @Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works
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      1•1 year ago

      I do this sometimes because it’s funny

  • davel [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Nice try, Large Language Model web scraper.

    Also,

    $ uuidgen
    e55a46ae-450b-4b5d-a41a-4dabb43e53a1
    $
    
    • mub
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      2•1 year ago

      Is this some sort of AI code injection?

      • @Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml
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        1 year ago

        “Why hello there-! Is your favorite color still 300 lines of hostile injection?”

      • davel [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        That would be cool! But no: Universally unique identifier (UUID)

        • mub
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          1•1 year ago

          Lol sorry was being slow.

    • @Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml
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      1 year ago
      screenshot

      google result showing this as the only result

      I don’t know what I was expecting.

      • davel [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        he-admit-it

        99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the time, it works every time.

  • @Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world
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    16•1 year ago

    I bite my thumb at you.

  • TurboWafflz
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    35•1 year ago

    I wish water was thicker

    • @Fetus@lemmy.world
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      9•1 year ago

      You can get thickeners for beverages, some people need them for certain conditions that make swallowing problematic!

    • @Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      This is the real answer.

    • Otter
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      2•1 year ago

      Unless it’s jello

  • @Yerbouti@lemmy.ml
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    12•1 year ago

    Boomers actually did a lot of great things that other generations benefits from.

    • @klemptor@startrek.website
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      Classic Rock. Civil rights. Moon landing. Birth control and abortion. Counterculture and peaceful protests making it OK to be a dissident. Making pants way more commonplace for women. And mid-century modern design.

      I know it’s trendy to hate on boomers, and a lot of them are out of touch and have gotten more close-minded as they’ve aged, but there was a lot of good that could be laid at their feet as well.

      • @xkforce@lemmy.world
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        Neil armstrong etc. were all the silent generation. The boomers were in their 20s.

        • @klemptor@startrek.website
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          Ttue, but some of the scientists and engineers involved were young adults (older boomers) at the time.

          • @xkforce@lemmy.world
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            Thats like saying congress is run by millennials because some of them are millennials. Most of them arent.

      • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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        3•1 year ago

        these were actions of a few, and in this thread we’re in the spirit of making sweeping generalizations

        • @Hadriscus@lemm.ee
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          3•1 year ago

          thaaaaat’s more like it

  • @son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    13•1 year ago

    Gosh, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet.

  • pruwyben
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    23•1 year ago

    I don’t really have an opinion about Donald Trump.

  • Call me Lenny/Leni
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    20•1 year ago

    I’m tired of these motherfing snakes on this motherfing plane!

    • Call me Lenny/Leni
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      17•1 year ago

      Shoot, the censorship asterisks backfired.

      • Lopen's Left Arm
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        1 year ago

        Use a \ symbol before the *

        motherf\*cking = motherf*cking

        • Call me Lenny/Leni
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          9•1 year ago

          Testing… t*sting…

          • Call me Lenny/Leni
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            7•1 year ago

            It works, thanks.

      • ☂️-
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        3•1 year ago

        i mean you can swear on the internet

        • Call me Lenny/Leni
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          1•1 year ago

          I thought certain things you can only say on NSFW questions.

      • @klemptor@startrek.website
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        2•1 year ago

        You gotta escape them with a backslash.

        • Call me Lenny/Leni
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          1•1 year ago

          If there no setting to just turn off bold/italics? I almost never use them.

  • @Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml
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    6•1 year ago

    That source you have provided me that proves my point wrong is credible.

  • @WhyAUsername_1@lemmy.world
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    2•1 year ago

    No Ryan, you are a shit bag!

  • @Fondots@lemmy.world
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    7•1 year ago

    No it isn’t.

  • Che Banana
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    3•1 year ago

    Antiquing

  • @DjMeas@lemm.ee
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    5•1 year ago

    “It’s my first rodeo.”

  • @onlooker@lemmy.ml
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    2•1 year ago

    I trust the internet with my life.

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