Nice try FBI
Not today, CIA
Not gonna fall for it, Coast Guard.
You can’t fool me, Men in Black
Not twice in a day, NSA
Do I look like a sucker to you Illuminaut… eh, fuck it. They have it all already.
Here’s the “you tried” cake, security service of Ukraine
If I was either of those, I would sure enjoy those paychecks.
What search history…?
I am as perplexed as you are.
Not in the slightest. I don’t care if they know my darkest kinks. That’s life. Everyone has something out of the ordinary that appeals to them. I owe no one any explanation for it. Nothing I enjoy is illegal so let them see.
It honestly baffles me that so many people feel so ashamed of liking porn when they logically know that nearly everyone else likes it too.
honestly if the people I know in daily life knew some of the porn I’ve, um, enjoyed, they would never look at me the same way again, I would have an identity/existential crisis, have to leave town and start all over again rebuilding new relationships with all new acquaintances
That’s weird of them… you know they like the same porn, right? Masturbation is a private activity so the porn you watch is your business alone - unless it’s made without consent (including cp and beast because they’re unable to consent).
Porn is unhealthy, it warps the human mind by interfering with the way our brains are wired to form and maintain human relationships. Anyone who still loves looking at porn and won’t admit that it is a sad pathetic tragic replacement for human relationships, may be already too far gone.
Ooooh, so you made this question as a bait because you’re a judgemental asshole. Porn is fine for most people, if it isn’t for you then feel free to abstain - but fuck off with your puritanical bullshit.
Nice to see nofap came to lemmy
Thats someones interpretation, certainly not yours either. You could say that anything you do “interferes” with something you would otherwise do. Ate a store-bought sandwich? That “interefered” with the way your brain is wired to hunt the food yourself.
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Nope. If anything they see shocks them, a) that’s their problem, not mine and b) serves them right for snooping
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my search history is just programming/server admin stuff so its likely they wouldn’t care/ wouldn’t understand or would just get plain bored really quickly lol
“how to quit vim”
to this day is till don’t know how to quit vim, so I just close the terminal 💀😭
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Spell checks and basic maths.
When I was younger, I’d be mortified. Now? “If into the archives you go, only pain will you find.” You didn’t have to look, so that’s on you, my dude.
Librewolf be like:
Yes. The internet.
Not a chance I’d be embarrassed. I look up a ton of how to videos and hours upon hours of research on best tools for the job. If anything they’d get bored unless they’re planning to do some car repairs.
Its all just weird physics and RF stuff, all they would find out is that I am a giant nerd. Some examples: common base colpitts oscillator, inductance calculator, temerature PIN detector FWHM.
I have a habbit of searching my own name a few times a week and sorting by new, to check if my name appears somewhere. It makes sense to me, but I would be self-conscious about it if someone asked me why tf I am looking myself up so often as if I’m famous
Porn. It’s always porn
