DeadNinja@lemmy.world to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoPastor Says Jesus Hasn't Returned Because People Haven't Donated Enough Cashwww.ladbible.comexternal-linkmessage-square29linkfedilinkarrow-up1358arrow-down16
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minus-square𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 years agoWho’d have known an all-knowing, all-powerful, totally unlimited god would be limited by insufficient funds?
minus-squareagent_flounder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 years agoAir fare is expensive, ok??
minus-squarecaptain_oni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 years agoCould god create an airline so expensive, not even him could afford it?
minus-squareRamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoYes, but no! But yes! No, yes, … Shut up!
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoI feel like, this is why some crackhead came up with the 3 persons in 1 thingy. “He’s fully god, just broke as fuck.”
minus-squarejordanlund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoGod invented gold, right? Why does he need more?
minus-squareemergencyfood@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoHe gave his gnosis to the Tsaritsa.
Who’d have known an all-knowing, all-powerful, totally unlimited god would be limited by insufficient funds?
Air fare is expensive, ok??
Could god create an airline so expensive, not even him could afford it?
Yes, but no! But yes! No, yes, … Shut up!
I feel like, this is why some crackhead came up with the 3 persons in 1 thingy.
“He’s fully god, just broke as fuck.”
God invented gold, right? Why does he need more?
He gave his gnosis to the Tsaritsa.