DeadNinja@lemmy.world to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoPastor Says Jesus Hasn't Returned Because People Haven't Donated Enough Cashwww.ladbible.comexternal-linkmessage-square29linkfedilinkarrow-up1358arrow-down16
arrow-up1352arrow-down1external-linkPastor Says Jesus Hasn't Returned Because People Haven't Donated Enough Cashwww.ladbible.comDeadNinja@lemmy.world to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square29linkfedilink
minus-squareDarkard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·2 years agoWho knew that Jesus’s return to Earth was a Kickstarter. Donate enough and you will be listed as a “Most Pious Backer” in the new edition of the bible. I assume one of the stretch goals is to cure bone cancer in babies.
Who knew that Jesus’s return to Earth was a Kickstarter. Donate enough and you will be listed as a “Most Pious Backer” in the new edition of the bible.
I assume one of the stretch goals is to cure bone cancer in babies.