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Any time someone uses the terms “alpha”, “beta”, or “sigma” unironically when referring to a person, I immediately write them off as a braindead waste of oxygen.
I’m not even religious, and I’m praying tiktok finally gets banned.
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If you have to tell people you’re an alpha, you’re not.
There are no human alphas. Without each other we’re all weak ass bitches. Just look at the series “Alone”. Even the most rugged outdoorsmen absolutely get fucked hard when they are alone.
We’re a social species. Our strength is our cooperation. Anyone who thinks he’s above the rest kicking ass all alone is just a moron.
Not joining the whole alpha thing but where does alpha get described as lone?
Meme Alphas are purported to be top dog but they still run with a pack
True. Though I’ll add, none of these people actually are leaders in their friend group or community. They think that being an aggressive ahole makes them a leader when real leadership tends to be about gently convincing people that they want to do what you want done or that they should do it anyways
What? Someone making sense about the social evolution of humans? Not on my internet!
Stop your honking, Nancy. I know. I was calling people who claim to be alpha, “weak ass bitches.”
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How beta.
i once ended a date by telling her alpha doesn’t make sense in humans and she wasn’t “alphaing” the conversation by talking more than me…
she abruptly beta-ed the fuck out of there.Missed opportunity for her to delta outta there instead
Alpha software: broken and incomplete software
Alpha radiation: very little penetration power
Alpha Centauri: less than a tenth of the mass of Beta Centauri.
Did you just call me fat?
Sounds like me…
And if he’d rolled low: “It’s the big one.”
Every time I see people call themselves an alpha I immediately think they’re a/b/o role playing on main. Mind you that kink also involves misunderstanding wolves, but kink is rarely based on reality
It’s alpha as in alpha-stage software. Unfit for production.
What’s a/b/o role playing?
So here’s an entertaining video that will give the basics. But it’s a kink based around the alpha wolf idea
If this is an hour long video explaining wolf porn then we might have a different view on ‘entertaining’
It’s a video explaining a lawsuit over wolf porn copyrights. It’s entertaining by batshit value
if i had to take a guess, alpha beta omega?
And what is that supposed to mean?
no idea
Definitely don’t go looking up anything like “Omegaverse”.
Why does this exist???
wtf is a TL
Pretty sure that’s time line
Thank you! I legitimately had no idea what that could stand for.
Sigma? How about ligma?
Who’s Joe
Ligma Joe?
Joe deez nuts
Actually it turns out its a myth that there are alpha wolves at all. Makes this even better. https://www.sciencenorway.no/ulv/wolf-packs-dont-actually-have-alpha-males-and-alpha-females-the-idea-is-based-on-a-misunderstanding/1850514
I think that’s exactly what the meme is about
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That is an oddly specific amount of gryffindor points.
FoXeS aRe JuSt CaT sOfTwArE rUnNiNg On DoG hArDwArE.
Also rabbits eat carrots, mice eat cheese, and turtles eat pizza
sigma balls
I’m the omega man
I bet you encounter a lot of resistance…
In my whole life, a lot of zombies out there
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Yes, Xitter is also my platform of choice to consume non-dumb-ass content…
The wolf thing is a myth, these actually refer to the stages of software deveopment. Alpha is buggy, unstable, missing key features and unsutable for the public. Beta is mostly complete, but may still have bugs or occasional crashes. (So basicly teenagers)
Some recent papers sugest it might also refer to alpha particles, high mass but very low penetration power and depth. These particles are typicaly emitted by high mass atom.
