20 gold per person? Those berks just paid at least 60 gold to be slimed by a cube. Meanwhile, my party is neck deep in kobolds, busting their ass for pieces of silver. I might need to pay my players more.

Wizard: I’m too drunk to walk…or fly…

Bard: I’ve got it. Rubs a small jello cube with a cloth

DM: A slightly moist skateboard appears.

Party: What the hell is that?

DM: That’s what happens when you gleam the cube.

3rd edition d&d had a special magic item that was used for turning a gelatinous cube into a mount

That was such a long walk to the punchline that I had to call a cUber