With the current state of the world it is likely their parting words would be “So long, you assholes killed off the fish”
I am gonna take a wild guess (wo reading the original article), is this one of them studies where they throw a neural net at dolphins and see if it sticks.
It’s satire, it’s been around since at least 2017.
darn it, I really hoped someone would think that they can understand dolphins with neural networks. I should tone down my expectations.
I knew they were all talking about me!
Dolphins are federal agents, confirmed.
Yea… hey wait a minute!
(you weren’t supposed to let on that we know - abort, abort!)
That one episode of SpongeBob was right al along
“Turn’s out dolphins are racist as fuck!”
I know this is disinformation, i’m going to upvote it anyway.
Meh, I stopped upvoting things because I liked them and started upvoting things I wanted other people to see. That’s how the algorithms work anyway
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I wonder if they see us some sort of deformed octopus or squid, like our arms/legs just look like tentacles to them?
They are particularly angry at someone named “May.”