Authentic smell
… It vibrates too?
Now there’s a man that knows how to get nailed.
Holy shit dude 😂
Guys! Look at this great prop I found in my sister’s nightstand!
Father, recognizing it’s the one that went missing from his collection.
Grandma: “Why, Johnny that looks like the Tingler model you had in '59! Remember that one? You somehow accidentally sat down on it in the bath…”
I see where this is going…
Holy cow, Azure Dreams.
This is the kinda nostalgia that slaps my brain off for a sec and makes me reboot
The best part about this is that the section near the tip is clearly more worn out than the rest.
For any depth D the tip experiences D^2/2 times the wear, so that’s natural.
Taking into account the time investment, (I’ll use federal minimum wage even though your time is worth a whole lot more than that) this wouldn’t be much more expensive than a well-painted kraken mini.
I used to date some one into tentacles, and some how it started with homestuck.
Edit: OH FUCK I DIDNT KNOW
https://old.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/1ubujb/theorytrigger_warning_troll_reproduction/
What are you doing, step GM?
I would allow this at my table
Dungeons and Bad Dragons
Trying to get interviewed by the BBC?
“I’m learning things about you I never meant to and I regret doing so.”
I’ve been doing poorly at my guessing game lately, but if this wasn’t you I was going to sacrificially burn my favorite sex toy.
