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Philo@sh.itjust.works to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?

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When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?

Philo@sh.itjust.works to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Oh, this is beyond meat, I assure you.

    • ourob@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Impossible.

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    When two vegans lose their tempeh they call it a sprout. You’ve probably heard it before, it sounds like “soy, you avin a sprout?”. But don’t worry, eventually they’ll make peas.

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    Lets just hope they still romaine friends

  • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
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    Tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, That I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him.

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    Well since beef is not to be desired, sure, why not

    • Krampus@sh.itjust.works
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      Later, we can make amends with a boof.

    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      To overcome the beef, you squash it

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    It’s not like they’re gonna eat it, so yeah?

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    No.

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