Deception is just around the corner. Choose those around you wisely.
You are bound for a long life, greatness, admiration, and loyal associates.
Hang in there.
“The future will leave you hanging.”
“Your future will be nailing.”
Raise your hands high because you’re going to nail the future
“What kind of bullshit is this. I’m already a carpenter.” Tosses fortune.
“Fortune cookies will be invented in the United States 1900 and so years from now in order to sell more Chinese food”
“That wasn’t chicken”
5sf’s Fortune Cookies comes to mind
Y’all a bunch of fake ass bullshit.
“that wasn’t wine”
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Something random
“You will find true love on Flag Day.”
“Betrayal may come with a kiss. Be wary of false friends.”
“Which one of you losers is paying this bill”?
