Where’s my money Sam?!?
Hey man, I’m selling some new crypto.
It’s called totally-not-a-scamcoin and as the name suggests it’s not a scam.
Give me your money and I’ll put you on the blockchain.
Try my new griftocurrency.
I’ve got five bucks. Will that much totally-not-a-scamcoin make me a multimillionaire in 4 years?
There’s a chance you could be a millionaire next year.
I’m all in! (for five bucks)
What’s the worse that could happen?
Dr Pepper?
Just maybe, the rules apply to everyone.
If you need a refresher on reality, take a look at Clarence Thomas’s tax cheating ass.
Or Trump, who is going to skate on the classified documents case because of a crooked judge.
Only if we let them
Fried won’t be freed?
Sam Bankman-Imprisoned
I was cleaning my room and found an old fortune cookie slip with “it’s a doge eat doge world” on one side and the FTX logo on the other. I just shook my head and chuckled.
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Do this dude lost your money yet ?
