“Does anyone in your crew ever yell Khan really loud?”
No. Nah man. Shit no man. I believe you get your ass kicked for yellin something like that.That’s easy man, two decks at the same time
Thank you for calling Starbase 936. Please hold.
Thank you for calling Starbase 936. Please hold.
Thank you for calling Starbase 936. Please hold.
Are you doing the drywall at the new McDonalds up in Las Colinas?
I wish man, I’m doing the electrical for the new Quark’s Express at Star Fleet Academy.
Nah man, nah…
Doesn’t this chick look kinda like Ann?
“I feel like she’s cheating on me”
“Yeah I feel that way too”
Damn, I gotta get into Office Space
Ensign Peter Gibbons: “The thing is, Commander, it’s not that I’m lazy; it’s that I just don’t care.”
Cmdr Bob Porter: “Don’t… don’t care?”
Ens. Peter Gibbons: “It’s a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Starfleet ships a few extra units, I don’t see another dime, so where’s the motivation? And here’s something else, Commander: I have eight different bosses right now.”
Cmdr Bob Slydell: “I beg your pardon?”
Ens. Peter Gibbons: “Eight bosses.”
Cmdr Bob Slydell: “Eight?”
Ens. Peter Gibbons: “Eight. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That’s my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Commander, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get court martalled.”
This has to be the 3rd or 4th time someone has made/posted a meme about an episode just before my SO and I got there. On one hand, it’s great: I have stuff in my back pocket to show her immediately after watching. On the other… it’s kinda creepy lol.
Never you mind. Just keep watching.
