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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago

You're only allowed to pick one

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You're only allowed to pick one

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • teft@startrek.website
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    Where is reading a book by yourself while alien women throw themselves at you a la Picard?

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      What about some Klingon foreplay?

      • JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works
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        This IS sex!

    • Psaldorn@lemmy.world
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      I’m here to read, not to breed

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      He has an elegant confidence

  • unalivejoy@lemm.ee
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    What about an afternoon re-calibrating the deflector arrays with Rutherford?

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      That’s too dirty.

      • unalivejoy@lemm.ee
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        Jazzersize session with Commander Ransom?

        • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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          What size is his jazzer?

          • Telodzrum@lemmy.world
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            Boys Husky

        • PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org
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          That’s it. That’s the one. Hooooo boy.

  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    There are two kinds of people in this thread; People that pick #6, and liars.

    • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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      deleted by creator

    • evidences@lemmy.world
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      Six is the obvious answer but I need to know how good at trombone Odo is before I give a concrete answer.

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    deleted by creator

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      This scene haunts me

  • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world
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    Definitely 6

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      Ah yes, getting boozy and oozy.

    • the_sisko@startrek.website
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      It’s not even close!

  • AGD4@lemmy.world
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    I prefer A Date with Tom

    • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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      RIP to your back.

  • MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world
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    Honestly, I could use some holographic hands on my knotted back and neck muscles… minus the erotic part.

    • MajorHavoc@lemmy.world
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      Emergency Medical Holograms are not programmed to adjust the eroticism inherent in a medical massage. However, we can provide you with a reference on meditation that may assist you in calibrating how erotic you find the experience.

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        Holy crap I read that in his voice

  • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml
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    Feels like the perfect time to remind people that this trading card exists:

  • Wrongleverkrunk@lemm.ee
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    A night with jadzia

    • cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca
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      …playing tongo

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        Strip tongo?

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          If you can afford to wager strips. I play for bars.

  • InternationalBastard@lemmy.world
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    This is quality content.

  • hesusingthespiritbomb@lemmy.world
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    The Risa episode with Worf was awful. It made him look like an asshole. The part that explained it was because of the trauma he suffered was so poorly executed it was kinda just brushed off. Also the very idea of trying to enforce morality on a planet dedicated to hedonism is extremely stupid.

    The only redeeming part of the entire thing is when Leeta reveals she broke up with Julian because she was into Rom.

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    deleted by creator

  • Zink@programming.dev
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    “…or you could go on a trip to Risa with-“

    “That one! Number 4! Final answer! Risa is the place!”

  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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    What about licking the head spooooooon clean

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    I could always use a good massage.

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