What do you secretly, and weiredly enjoy doing? We will not judge 😊

  • @FollyDolly@lemmy.world
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    152 years ago

    Sometimes when I get pissed off at life I go do a little sky screamimg. Basically I go out in my lawn and yell FUCK or RAAAGGGUUHHH at the sky until I feel better. Benefits of living in the country, nieghbors haven’t said shit.

  • comfortablyglum
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    142 years ago

    I microwave my ice cream. Not until it’s completely melted, but till there is just the right mix of melty and firm. Even better is eating microwaved ice cream in the middle of winter while cuddled under and electric blanket. Pure bliss!

    • @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml
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      102 years ago

      As a kid, I liked to turn my ice cream into an actual creamy texture by repeatedly stabbing it with my spoon.

      I looked like a maniac doing it, but the result is great

      • @prenupbutter@lemm.ee
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        32 years ago

        I was a dumb kid, went for the same consistency in the grossest way possible, which was putting spoonfuls in my mouth, spitting it back into the bowl and mixing it in. One day an older friend saw that, horrified. Told me to just stir the ice cream for a while instead and I stopped with the saliva ice cream shenanigans from then on.

        • @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml
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          12 years ago

          Kids aren’t the smartest sometimes, you and me both certainly weren’t exempt from that rule

          But you had the right idea. I mean hey, it’s called ice cream for a reason, no?

    • Ada
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      22 years ago

      I have a phobia of partially melted ice cream…

      This would be a special kind of hell for me…

  • Thelsim
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    82 years ago

    Doing little dance steps while walking around the office.

  • @demonquark@lemmy.world
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    262 years ago

    Go for walks in the middle of the night. Like in a residential neighborhood, or an industrial district. It’s just so peaceful.

  • @TeaHands@lemmy.world
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    132 years ago

    Well I’ve spent the last three days thoroughly entranced by the World Jigsaw Puzzle Championship, which it turns out is a thing. So idk, maybe that?

  • wellDuuhOP
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    2 years ago

    I’ll go first…

    perfect, smoooth fart… And the lightness that follows after… Very Soothing

  • @Nivekd@lemm.ee
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    102 years ago

    Not sure if “secret” applies, but you know I’m dancing when that perfect song comes on at Walmart or the grocery store or wherever.

    • Chetzemoka
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      52 years ago

      I sing in public frequently. (I’m trained, so I know I’m not fully torturing the public lol)

      • wellDuuhOP
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        52 years ago

        “Gentlemen we found the culprit!” 🤣🤣

    • wellDuuhOP
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      22 years ago

      Woa, I do this when the song jibes with me ( when rhythmic in perfect sync with what i’m doing)

  • wellDuuhOP
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    2 years ago

    I secretly enjoy the combination of water-melon and table salt… (TBH oranges, nanas, cados, any fruit that crosses my hands with table salt)

    Ate this in public once, people thought i was nuts

    • wellDuuhOP
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      12 years ago

      I tried combination of tortilla and papaya a while back, sold then and there… i secretly do this up to date!

    • @codeman869@lemmy.world
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      52 years ago

      You should try the watermelon with Tajin or something similar. It’s basically a seasoning of chili peppers, lime and sea salt

    • @prenupbutter@lemm.ee
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      12 years ago

      You’re secretly asian. We dip all kinds of fruit (usually tart ones) into chili salt. Unripe mangoes and guava are my faves.

    • Nusm
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      42 years ago

      I also choose this guy’s……

      Wait, I forgot where I was for a minute. Sorry.

    • wellDuuhOP
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      12 years ago

      🤣 i sometimes enjoy wet bread, its like eating a fluffy butter? Awesome